girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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