white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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