I wannas sexs uuuuu
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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