So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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