In the future we'll all be gay
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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