Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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