Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I FOUND THE LEGS
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
