biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize