we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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