You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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