i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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