Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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