I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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