NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
