you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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