i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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