Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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