Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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