It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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