3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm like, not good at living.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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