So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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