Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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