do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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