STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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