Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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