Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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