While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's blow job season.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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