so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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