awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The ass gains better be worth it
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