just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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