It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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