where am i from again
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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