a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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