This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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