Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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