are you still at the devil's house?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just invented taco cereal.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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