I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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