did you get engaged???
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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