is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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