From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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