is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize