I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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