Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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