i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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