I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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