Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Please don't give away my fajitas
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