I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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