Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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