I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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