Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize
