whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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