At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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