i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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