There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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